• me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
  • friend: nah, i'm fine
  • *arrives*
  • me: *eating cookies*
  • friend: give me one
  • me: are you fuckin kidding with me
  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

degrassi meme: four quotes [4/4]

"Tell me something about yourself that I wouldn’t expect." "This goes right in the vault, alright?"

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(Source: sulkinsgregg)

vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

puzzols:

introducing people to your online friends

image

the-cool-kid-69:

Romantically

(Source: r4dtacular)

curepimmy:

discwars:

discwars:

discwars:

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

(Source: birdtouch)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur)

  • Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
  • Me: YAS! I ain't shit!

emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!

(Source: chinkorita)